A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain
Do not pretend what you do not intend.
Man who walks with hands in pockets feels cocky all day
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. ~Aristotle
In my neck of the woods that translates to-
Mama's baby
Daddy's maybe :evil:
A handful of common sense is worth a bushel of learning.
Benjamin Franklin