WARNING! - contains coarse language
On second thought, perhaps a bit too coarse. My apologies.
:-\
Well, this one has many of the ones in the first post (I saw that one)
These are all fairly clean, and you can imagine the dog texting it...
http://www.smartphowned.com/lists/1165/21-Hilarious-Texts-From-Your-Dog-If-Your-Dog-Could-Text/1 (http://www.smartphowned.com/lists/1165/21-Hilarious-Texts-From-Your-Dog-If-Your-Dog-Could-Text/1)
8-)
Thanks! I was laughing so hard at the first several that I "overlooked" the increasingly coarse language. When I read it again ( my link), focusing on that, I saw the "non-family" aspect more clearly.
It was just too funny to let it die like that. So, I did a little google-fu to find a cleaner set.