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Title: What an honor
Post by: Switchback on June 25, 2014, 07:47:48 PM
I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all.  He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was.  He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee


Title: Re: What an honor
Post by: iddee on June 25, 2014, 08:45:00 PM
 :cheer: :th_thumbsupup:
Title: Re: What an honor
Post by: buzzbee on June 25, 2014, 08:54:00 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: What an honor
Post by: BeeMaster2 on June 25, 2014, 10:50:14 PM
 :th_thumbsupup:
Title: Re: What an honor
Post by: tefer2 on June 26, 2014, 09:58:47 AM
 X:X X:X X:X
Title: Re: What an honor
Post by: GSF on June 26, 2014, 09:44:39 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: What an honor
Post by: jayj200 on June 27, 2014, 03:27:18 PM
They owe US money
Title: Re: What an honor
Post by: Dallasbeek on September 05, 2014, 04:15:11 PM
Just to get it up where it'll get read more.  :cheer: