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Title: New Ford Truck
Post by: Switchback on July 11, 2014, 04:04:42 PM
 New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out...I bought a new Ford
F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck Go figure it runs on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I returned to the dealer yesterday....
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days.
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if  I said,'Beach Boys,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
This afternoon, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck , but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'........................................
Immediately the radio responded with,"Ladies and gentlemen,The President of the United States"
darn I love this truck....
Title: Re: New Ford Truck
Post by: tefer2 on July 12, 2014, 09:47:32 AM
 X:X
Title: Re: New Ford Truck
Post by: BeeMaster2 on July 12, 2014, 04:28:02 PM
 :goodpost: :lau:
Title: Re: New Ford Truck
Post by: GSF on July 12, 2014, 11:16:33 PM
 :)
Title: Re: New Ford Truck
Post by: 1frozenhillbilly on July 16, 2014, 03:16:09 AM
 :jerry: