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Title: Amish Lady Driver
Post by: itsme on July 15, 2014, 11:00:07 AM


    "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."

    "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."

    "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your horse's reins is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too."

    "Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."

    True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector.

    He said he would put a new one on immediately.

    "Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."
Title: Re: Amish Lady Driver
Post by: BeeMaster2 on July 15, 2014, 01:01:11 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau:
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Post by: tefer2 on July 15, 2014, 01:53:07 PM
 X:X X:X X:X
Title: Re: Amish Lady Driver
Post by: Intheswamp on July 15, 2014, 07:39:24 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Amish Lady Driver
Post by: GSF on July 16, 2014, 07:30:47 AM
 :)
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Post by: Switchback on July 16, 2014, 11:10:18 PM
 :th_thumbsupup: :th_thumbsupup: :th_thumbsupup:
Title: Re: Amish Lady Driver
Post by: Bee Happy on July 17, 2014, 01:05:16 AM
 X:X
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Post by: jayj200 on July 31, 2014, 09:28:00 AM
Edward!
I am not poking fun at you just love your avatar
Title: Re: Amish Lady Driver
Post by: edward on August 04, 2014, 09:49:34 AM
 :-D :delivery: Please pore some honey into your usb hub so I can eat  :pop:


mvh Edward  :-P