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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: GSF on July 30, 2014, 12:31:35 PM

Title: An Honest Man
Post by: GSF on July 30, 2014, 12:31:35 PM
After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at 'Hooter's' to see some friends and have some hot wings and drinks.



After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.




I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators."




I'm tired, I'm old, and I pee a lot.
Title: Re: An Honest Man
Post by: BeeMaster2 on July 30, 2014, 12:57:45 PM
That a good one Gary.
From one who is getting ooollllddd.
:-D
Jim
Title: Re: An Honest Man
Post by: GSF on July 30, 2014, 01:00:10 PM
When I read it I was thinking, "I sure can relate to that!"
Title: Re: An Honest Man
Post by: BeeMaster2 on July 30, 2014, 01:04:36 PM
Quote from: GSF on July 30, 2014, 01:00:10 PM
When I read it I was thinking, "I sure can relate to that!"
that's what made it so funny. :)
Jim
Title: Re: An Honest Man
Post by: iddee on July 30, 2014, 02:56:07 PM
At 69, no argument from me. He was right.
Title: Re: An Honest Man
Post by: Switchback on July 30, 2014, 11:34:22 PM
 :goodpost:
Title: Re: An Honest Man
Post by: jayj200 on July 31, 2014, 09:17:00 AM
we are so sick. I know what I would like. just cant do all that now
Title: Re: An Honest Man
Post by: Michael Bush on August 02, 2014, 01:09:49 PM
Nothing impressed a hot young waitress quite like being stuck on an elevator with an old guy who can't hold his water...