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Title: A tale of two doctors
Post by: GSF on August 06, 2014, 10:23:27 PM


Two  patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint.  Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery.



The  FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a  time booked for surgery the following week.



The  SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then  waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed  for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then  pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining value to  society.



Why  the different treatment for the two patients?


The  FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.


The  SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama Care...







In  November if there is no change in government we'll all have to find a good  vet...
Title: Re: A tale of two doctors
Post by: Switchback on August 06, 2014, 11:30:46 PM
 :th_thumbsupup:
Title: Re: A tale of two doctors
Post by: BeeMaster2 on August 07, 2014, 12:25:12 AM
 :-D
:goodpost:
Jokes are only funny if there is some truth to theme. This one is funny.
Jim
Title: Re: A tale of two doctors
Post by: iddee on August 07, 2014, 05:14:37 AM
 :goodpost:     :th_thumbsupup:
Title: Re: A tale of two doctors
Post by: 1frozenhillbilly on August 29, 2014, 02:00:02 AM
your prolly better off going to the vet anyway, his job is to make your pet well an md is there to give you a perscription altho that is changing as we speak
Title: Re: A tale of two doctors
Post by: jayj200 on September 20, 2014, 10:00:19 AM
 :goodpost: