A man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey, I've been invited to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his
friends to go fishing, for the long weekend. This is a good opportunity
for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
clothes for a three-day weekend. And also, would you get out my rod and
tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and
I'll swing by the house to pick-up my things. Oh! And please pack my new
navy blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her
husband asked.
Following the long
weekend he returns home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The
wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says,
Yes! Lots of walleyes, some bass, and a few pike. "But",
he said, "why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas, like I asked you
to do?"
You'll love the answer.
The wife replies,
"I did, they're in your tackle box".
Never , Never , Never
Ever TRY to Outsmart a WOMAN !!
:-D
:-D
Darn tootin. ;)