I've seen two good bumper stickers on the topic lately:
Guns don't kill people, George R. Martin does.
Guns don't kill people, people who text while driving do.
And for the George R. Martin fans, a new Hodor quote:
"Hodor"--Hodor
Of course not, don't be silly! Dogs do.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/dog-shoots-man_n_1143890.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/dog-shoots-man_n_1143890.html)
I've seen one along the lines of
If guns kill people then matches cause arson.
And the spoon made Rosie O'donnell fat.
I think it goes:
"If guns cause crime then matches cause arson."
or a variation:
"Guns cause crime like matches cause arson!"
Of course you can come up with a thousand of those.
"If guns cause crime then pry bars cause burglary..."
or "...hemostats cause pot smoking"
or for that matter:
"...hammers cause houses"
"...shovels cause holes"
"...stoves cause food"
He Is right guns don't kill people.
It is the brainwashing 24-7 movies TV then something snaps.
If everyone was mandated to own and carry a weapon, problems would be diminished. cause those who perpetrate a given crime would be apprehended then and there. thus no misdeed