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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: GSF on October 23, 2014, 10:36:31 PM

Title: Dogs Welcome
Post by: GSF on October 23, 2014, 10:36:31 PM
"Dogs Welcome"

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.

Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:

SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years.
In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bed clothes, silverware or steal pictures off the walls or use them as a coloring book.

I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.

And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.

Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.

And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
Title: Re: Dogs Welcome
Post by: tefer2 on October 24, 2014, 08:52:50 AM
 :-D
Title: Re: Dogs Welcome
Post by: BeeMaster2 on October 24, 2014, 12:42:25 PM
 :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: Dogs Welcome
Post by: iddee on October 24, 2014, 06:27:16 PM
love it
Title: Re: Dogs Welcome
Post by: Switchback on October 25, 2014, 10:46:14 PM
 :th_thumbsupup: