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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on November 13, 2014, 05:27:32 PM

Title: Bartender
Post by: Michael Bush on November 13, 2014, 05:27:32 PM
A particular patron was getting pretty sloshed so when he orders another shot of whiskey the bartender says "I'm sorry but you're too drunk, I can't serve you anymore tonight".  The drunk gets huffy and stomps out the front door.  Two minutes later he comes in the side door and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey.  The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I told you you're too drunk I can't server you anymore tonight".  The drunk stomps out the side door and comes back in the backdoor and walks up to the bar and orders a whiskey.  The bartender says, "I told you I can't server you any more tonight."  The drunk stares at the bartender confused for a minute and says "how many bars do you work at?"
Title: Re: Bartender
Post by: Switchback on November 13, 2014, 08:00:58 PM
 :th_thumbsupup: :cheer:
Title: Re: Bartender
Post by: AllenF on November 13, 2014, 11:03:16 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: Bartender
Post by: tefer2 on November 14, 2014, 08:53:50 AM
 :cheer:
Title: Re: Bartender
Post by: BeeMaster2 on November 14, 2014, 01:17:23 PM
Michael is on a role. Keep them coming. :-D
:lau: :lau:
Title: Re: Bartender
Post by: GSF on November 14, 2014, 03:45:52 PM
 :)