There are three guys waiting at the pearly gates to get in. The first guy is a big burly looking guy and Peter asks him how he died.
"Well, I've always been a jealous man and I was sure my wife was cheating on me. I came home tonight after work and I just knew there was a man there. I stormed through our apartment looking for him. When I got to the kitchen I looked out on the fire escape and I saw a man going down the steps, so in a fit of anger I grabbed the refrigerator and heaved it out the window onto the guy on the fire escape."
Peter says, "ok, you can go in." The next guy is wearing a uniform and a tool belt and Peter asks him how he died.
"Well, I work for the phone company and I was walking down a fire escape, tracing this wire down the outside of the building when a refrigerator fell on me and killed me."
Peter says, "ok, you can go in." The next guy is naked and shivering. Peter asks for his story.
"Well, I was just sitting in this refrigerator, minding my own business..."
Like the jokes but how did the big guy die? :oops:
Quote from: beehappy1950 on November 14, 2014, 11:51:31 PM
Like the jokes but how did the big guy die? :oops:
He threw the refrigerator and had a heart attack.
Jim
Sorry, I spaced off...
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There are three guys waiting at the pearly gates to get in. The first guy is a big burly looking guy and Peter asks him how he died.
"Well, I've always been a jealous man and I was sure my wife was cheating on me. I came home tonight after work and I just knew there was a man there. I stormed through our apartment looking for him. When I got to the kitchen I looked out on the fire escape and I saw a man going down the steps, so in a fit of anger I grabbed the refrigerator and heaved it out the window onto the guy on the fire escape and I had a heart attack and died."
Peter says, "ok, you can go in." The next guy is wearing a uniform and a tool belt and Peter asks him how he died.
"Well, I work for the phone company and I was walking down a fire escape, tracing this wire down the outside of the building when a refrigerator fell on me and killed me."
Peter says, "ok, you can go in." The next guy is naked and shivering. Peter asks for his story.
"Well, I was just sitting in this refrigerator, minding my own business..."
:-D
His wife hit him with the proverbial fry pan
:-D
:lau: Nice
:-D 8-)
good one