So these three guys are waiting to get into heaven. Peter asks the first one, "If you could have anything said about you at your funeral what would it be?" and the guy says "I'd like it said that I was a wonderful father, a great husband and a responsible citizen." Peter says "ok, come on in". Peter turns to the next guy and says "what would you like said about you at your funeral" and the guy says, "He was a wonderful husband, a good father and a really good coach." Peter says "ok, come on in". He turns to the third guy and says what you would like to hear at your funeral" and the guy says "He was a wonderful husband and father and... LOOK HE'S BREATHING!!!!"
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