Another Dave Berg story:
A Hollywood director is telling the male star in his movie that he wants to make a movie about the Bible. The star says, "Why would you do that? You don't know anything about the Bible." "I do to" says the director. "Why I bet you fifty bucks you don't even know the Lord's prayer" says the star. "You're on" says the director laying down a fifty dollar bill. "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep..." "Darn!" says the star. "I didn't think you knew it!"
lol on me. I was trying to figure out the punch line, then I had this thought;
Our Father who art in heaven..,
Another Bergism: 'God has many names, none of which is Howard, despite the fact that thousands of children daily recite "Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..." '
:-D