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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: GSF on December 07, 2014, 08:21:34 PM

Title: old
Post by: GSF on December 07, 2014, 08:21:34 PM
I've surely gotten old!

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes,

half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine. I take 40 different medications  that make me dizzy, winded,

and subject to blackouts.

I have bouts with dementia, have poor circulation, hardly feel my

hands and feet anymore. 

I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, and I've lost all my friends.

But, thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

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it's scary when you start making the same noises

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Title: Re: old
Post by: Eric Bosworth on December 08, 2014, 08:29:22 AM
The scary part about that is the amount of truth to it. Florida is one of those places that I have no desire to even visit. I think I was 13 the last time I was there. Have no desire to go back ever again. I will say that Bush Gardens was fun even if it was a large part of the reason I have never been back.
Title: Re: old
Post by: mikecva on December 09, 2014, 12:42:11 PM
That list is what I told my doctor last week.  :brian:  - Mike
Title: Re: old
Post by: iddee on December 09, 2014, 12:48:31 PM
I'm not old. Old loses value.

I'm antique. Antiques gain in value.
Title: Re: old
Post by: BeeMaster2 on December 09, 2014, 12:55:55 PM
Quote from: Eric Bosworth on December 08, 2014, 08:29:22 AM
The scary part about that is the amount of truth to it. Florida is one of those places that I have no desire to even visit. I think I was 13 the last time I was there. Have no desire to go back ever again. I will say that Bush Gardens was fun even if it was a large part of the reason I have never been back.
That is funny. I feel the same way about NY.  :-D