A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very
sheer
negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked,
Would you like to buy some peaches?
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked,
Are they as firm as this?
He nodded his head and said,
Yes maam, and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking,
Are they nice and pink like this?
The farmer said, Yes, and a tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked,
Are they as fuzzy as this?
He again said, Yes, and broke down crying.
She asked,
Why on earth are you crying?
Drying his eyes he replied,
The drought got my corn, the flood got my
soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, I voted for Obama and now I think
I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches
:th_thumbsupup:
We Roard
Now that's funny, and also so true.
:-D
Funny, except for that part about Obama :-D
who is o
when we are talking about Peaches
:-D millions of peaches.... peaches for me :-D