I was walking down the street when I was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
EHehehe!!! Excellent!
wife liked it
Yep, sounds like a good way to become homeless.
I'm stealing that one !
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Yep, that was a good one Sawdust. :cool:
However now I'm a little concerned. I don't fish, hunt, and a rarely drink anymore....... :tongue:
:cool:
""However now I'm a little concerned. I don't fish, hunt, and a rarely drink anymore""
OK. Now I'm starting to understand........................... :tongue: :grin:
Quote from: iddee on February 10, 2015, 11:09:26 PM
""However now I'm a little concerned. I don't fish, hunt, and a rarely drink anymore""
OK. Now I'm starting to understand........................... :tongue: :grin:
LOL Again! Sorry Blue, you have to admit that was funny!
HILARIOUS!!!
Quote from: BlueBee on January 18, 2015, 01:12:10 AM
Yep, that was a good one Sawdust. :cool:
However now I'm a little concerned. I don't fish, hunt, and a rarely drink anymore....... :tongue:
must be homeless wink wink