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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: GSF on January 23, 2015, 07:10:00 PM

Title: The story of my life
Post by: GSF on January 23, 2015, 07:10:00 PM
The story of my life:

She's single....

She lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my patio.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and
knocked on the door.


I rushed to open it, she looks at me and said, "I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get lucky tonight!

Are you doing anything?"


I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"


She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??



Being a senior citizen, really stinks!

Title: Re: The story of my life
Post by: BeeMaster2 on January 23, 2015, 10:10:28 PM
 :cheesy:
Title: Re: The story of my life
Post by: Switchback on January 25, 2015, 09:13:34 PM
Sucks getting old. :grin:
Title: Re: The story of my life
Post by: Geoff on January 28, 2015, 06:59:03 PM
   Better than the alternative Switchback  ! ! !