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Title: Warning: Beer contains female hormones!!
Post by: GSF on February 04, 2015, 03:43:28 PM
This is alarming & scary stuff!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 10 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Warn all the men you know about drinking too much beer
Title: Re: Warning: Beer contains female hormones!!
Post by: Switchback on February 04, 2015, 08:10:40 PM
:cool: :cool: Just a joke women so laugh.
Title: Re: Warning: Beer contains female hormones!!
Post by: iddee on February 04, 2015, 09:49:28 PM
I don't know about laugh, but she's smiling with a butcher knife in her hand. Should I quit typing and start running?
Title: Re: Warning: Beer contains female hormones!!
Post by: BeeMaster2 on February 10, 2015, 12:54:40 PM
 :grin:
Title: Re: Warning: Beer contains female hormones!!
Post by: Geoff on February 10, 2015, 05:50:25 PM
  Did you run fast enough Wally  ? ? ?
Title: Re: Warning: Beer contains female hormones!!
Post by: iddee on February 11, 2015, 07:22:34 AM
I'm still here, Geoff.
Title: Re: Warning: Beer contains female hormones!!
Post by: jayj200 on February 15, 2015, 09:55:54 AM
Quote from: Geoff on February 10, 2015, 05:50:25 PM
  Did you run fast enough Wally  ? ? ?


her name is wendy