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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Switchback on February 13, 2015, 10:02:48 PM

Title: Toilet Paper
Post by: Switchback on February 13, 2015, 10:02:48 PM
Who needs a laugh tonight???

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Diogenes on February 14, 2015, 12:29:20 AM
Ohhhh. Yeah..... That was gonna hurt.

:cool:
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: tefer2 on February 14, 2015, 07:21:14 PM
 :grin:
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: jayj200 on February 15, 2015, 09:52:40 AM
Chuckle Chuckle
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: valley ranch on March 14, 2015, 03:54:45 AM
That's not even funny!

How's he doing these days, getting any better?
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 14, 2015, 04:03:17 AM
 :grin: