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Title: Domestic Violence
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 26, 2015, 12:57:41 PM

Two policemen call the station on the radio.

"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here where a woman has shot her husband for
stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

Jim

Title: Re: Domestic Violence
Post by: mikecva on March 26, 2015, 02:06:46 PM

:cheesy:

Title: Re: Domestic Violence
Post by: iddee on March 26, 2015, 06:38:13 PM

My wife said, no arrest, it was justifiable homicide.

Title: Re: Domestic Violence
Post by: Switchback on March 27, 2015, 10:38:03 AM

:cheesy: :grin:

Title: Re: Domestic Violence
Post by: tefer2 on March 27, 2015, 10:57:25 AM

:grin:

Title: Re: Domestic Violence
Post by: Maggiesdad on March 27, 2015, 05:14:26 PM

:shocked: :cheesy:

Title: Re: Domestic Violence
Post by: GSF on March 28, 2015, 03:55:31 PM

:smile: :cool:

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