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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Switchback on April 01, 2015, 09:08:01 AM

Title: Outdoors man
Post by: Switchback on April 01, 2015, 09:08:01 AM
 During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.  I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, About 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all
left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers".
   
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
 
"No," I replied, "just a crappy golfer?.
Title: Re: Outdoors man
Post by: tefer2 on April 01, 2015, 09:44:12 AM
 :grin:
Title: Re: Outdoors man
Post by: mikecva on April 01, 2015, 12:30:43 PM
I've done that, did not know it counted as exercise, just another bad day at golf.  -Mike