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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on April 09, 2015, 08:17:57 AM

Title: NOT SO FUNNY
Post by: iddee on April 09, 2015, 08:17:57 AM
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post:
'Thou Shalt Not Steal'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Title: Re: NOT SO FUNNY
Post by: Switchback on April 09, 2015, 10:09:43 AM
 :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: NOT SO FUNNY
Post by: BeeMaster2 on April 10, 2015, 06:04:49 AM
 :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: NOT SO FUNNY
Post by: OldMech on April 10, 2015, 07:46:09 PM
So Sadly true.
Title: Re: NOT SO FUNNY
Post by: jayj200 on May 21, 2015, 06:20:27 PM
we laughed hard
It is just sad