Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth... When she was discharged from the Hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet ,' she said, 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very Impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
I had a cousin to give birth when she was close to 60 - and that's NOT funny!
My gran pappy still fathers a baby or two every year.
Sorry Gary, I laugh out loud. :grin:
Jim
I am 67 and my youngest is about to give birth. I wonder if I send this to them if it will get me out of babysitting by myself? -Mike