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Title: Dead Penguins
Post by: GSF on June 21, 2015, 10:27:38 PM
Dead Penguins - I never knew this! 

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins   on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go?

Wonder no more! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic   bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.   The penguin is very committed   to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:



"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?


Title: Re: Dead Penguins
Post by: BeeMaster2 on June 23, 2015, 12:29:06 AM
 :shocked:
Gary, you really didn't say that. :grin:
Jim
Title: Re: Dead Penguins
Post by: jayj200 on June 23, 2015, 10:40:23 AM
it is in print
Title: Re: Dead Penguins
Post by: Switchback on June 25, 2015, 07:29:18 AM
It's kind of dumb but I like it.  :cool: :cool:
Title: Re: Dead Penguins
Post by: GSF on July 12, 2015, 09:15:08 AM
I'm sorry, I can't help myself