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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on July 14, 2015, 05:49:22 PM

Title: Einstein
Post by: iddee on July 14, 2015, 05:49:22 PM
Einstein developed this remarkable formula;
 

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared.
 
A brilliant genius as we all know.
 
Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined;
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 KM/sec (The speed of light) It could be possible for you to sodomize (screw) yourself.....!
 
Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily achieve the same result by voting Democratic in the Nov. 8 2016 election.
Title: Re: Einstein
Post by: gww on July 14, 2015, 06:51:10 PM
Then again, a poor person voting for a republican is like a turkey inviting himself to thanksgiving dinner.
gww
Title: Re: Einstein
Post by: iddee on July 14, 2015, 07:14:43 PM
With enough of them voting for a Republican, they may not be poor any longer. At least they could keep a little of what they earned.

Except those poor who are too sorry to work, and I have no feeling for them
Title: Re: Einstein
Post by: Michael Bush on July 15, 2015, 08:48:39 AM
Republicans talk a good game and then they spend money and pass laws like they were Democrats.  I'll vote Libertarian.
Title: Re: Einstein
Post by: BeeMaster2 on July 15, 2015, 01:06:02 PM
Quote from: Michael Bush on July 15, 2015, 08:48:39 AM
Republicans talk a good game and then they spend money and pass laws like they were Democrats.  I'll vote Libertarian.
Which means you are voting for the dems. Don't get me wrong, I really like the Libertarian ideas. There is not enough support for them.
Jim
Title: Re: Einstein
Post by: Michael Bush on July 15, 2015, 02:05:21 PM
If all the Republicans who think like libertarians would stop wasting their vote on the Depublicans or the Remacrats, we might actually make some progress.  Honestly, I don't think a Democrat has gotten an electoral vote from Nebraska in all of history, no matter how I vote and a Democrat wouldn't have much chance as dogcatcher...
Title: Re: Einstein
Post by: BeeMaster2 on July 15, 2015, 08:13:27 PM
No argument there but it does not happen.
Jim