An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders
a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife had a typical Italian baby boy weighing 20 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any newborn can weigh in at 20 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "Dat'sa about average backa home,
...like I said, my boy, isa typical Italian bambino."
Congratulations shower him, and many exclaim, "WOW" at the baby's size...one woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Hey! You're the father of the baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets
about how much he'd weigh in two weeks. So tell us what does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "He's weighsa fifteen pound."
The bartender's puzzled, and a little suspicious. "How's that possible when he weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "We had him circumcised!"
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