Sorry Iddee but Spot has been there too long ! !
An Aussie pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch.
The Barman says 'Sheesh - How'd you lose the leg'
The Pirate says 'Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the knee'
The Barman says 'Thats no good, what about the hand?'
The Piarate says 'Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl'
The Barman says 'Jeez - Well what about the eye then?'
The Pirate says 'Thats easy a seagul crapped in it'
The Barman says 'What?!?!'
The Pirate says 'Arrrrrrr...I'd only had the hook one day...'
Yeah, Geoff. I know how he feels. When I went to crap in the woods, the bear trap clamping on my privates was bad, but the real pain came when I came to the end of the chain.
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Thats my other favorite story Wally.
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