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Title: Well, uh--uh--I thought................
Post by: iddee on October 07, 2015, 01:55:10 PM

A suicide bomber died
and went to Paradise, as foretold.
When he arrived there
he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his 72 virgins,
as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there
were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for
a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are
here in heaven because people like you murdered them before
they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're
here to service them. Since they're virgins,
they're quite sexually ravenous and, frankly, you'll
be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from
Paradise should you fail!
The bomber responded,
"Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be
to keep 72 women satisfied for all
eternity?
Allah replied,
"Who told you they were women?"

Title: Re: Well, uh--uh--I thought................
Post by: Geoff on October 07, 2015, 06:24:37 PM

Classical Iddee ! !

Title: Re: Well, uh--uh--I thought................
Post by: Michael Bush on October 07, 2015, 06:58:24 PM

(https://saboteur365.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/72virgins1.jpg)

Title: Re: Well, uh--uh--I thought................
Post by: Dallasbeek on October 07, 2015, 08:34:03 PM

Better than Spot stories :cool:

Title: Re: Well, uh--uh--I thought................
Post by: Switchback on October 13, 2015, 09:16:16 AM

:cool:

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