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Title: How I lost my teeth
Post by: BeeMaster2 on October 17, 2015, 12:24:08 AM

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, ?Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.?
I looked at her and said, ?Have you got a pen.?
She said, ?I sure do."
I said, ?Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you?re missing.?

My dental surgery is on Monday

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: Dallasbeek on October 17, 2015, 01:18:18 AM

:smile:

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: Switchback on October 18, 2015, 10:42:20 PM

:cool: :cool: :cool:

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