A man was sitting at the breakfast table one morning, reading the
newspaper, when all of a sudden, his wife came up behind him, and hit
him in the back of the head with a frying pan.
"What the hell was that for," he asked, in astonishment.
His wife declared, "I was cleaning out your pants pockets to do the
laundry, and found this slip of paper with MaryLou written on it!"
The man shook his head and said, "Honey, don't you remember last week
when I went to the horse track, and came home with the winnings? The
horse I bet on was named MaryLou."
The wife, feeling somewhat foolish, went on with her daily routine.
A few days later, the man was once again greeted with a frying pan to
the back of his head. "Now what?" he said, angrily.
His wife replied coldly "Your horse just called."
Another similar deal, except when he asked why, she replied, ""For 12 years of bad sex".
When he came in from work that day, he back handed her and knocked her half way across the room. When she came around and asked why, he replied, ""For knowing the difference"".
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Lol both good ones
Yes they are both good ones. :cool: :cool: