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Title: Kids at a dinner party
Post by: Dallasbeek on November 02, 2015, 10:37:31 AM
We hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we hadn't seen for ages and everyone was encouraged to bring their children along as well.  

All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me. I tried my best to just ignore her, but finally it was too much for me. I asked her, "Why are you staring at me ?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour, and the table went quiet, waiting for her response.

The little girl said, "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish"
Title: Re: Kids at a dinner party
Post by: BeeMaster2 on November 02, 2015, 12:17:50 PM
 :grin:
But I'm not sure we all needed to know that.  :cheesy:
Jim
Title: Re: Kids at a dinner party
Post by: Dallasbeek on November 03, 2015, 10:02:41 AM
Quote from: sawdstmakr on November 02, 2015, 12:17:50 PM
:grin:
But I'm not sure we all needed to know that.  :cheesy:
Jim

It's just a joke, Jim.
Title: Re: Kids at a dinner party
Post by: BeeMaster2 on November 03, 2015, 11:10:57 AM
Dallas,
That is what the smiley face means. I said it as a joke.
Jim
Title: Re: Kids at a dinner party
Post by: Dallasbeek on November 04, 2015, 01:13:05 PM
Oh.  Me be dumb.
Title: Re: Kids at a dinner party
Post by: divemaster1963 on November 04, 2015, 07:48:39 PM
Hiccup. Hun? I don't get it.
:wink:
John