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Title: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post by: iddee on December 10, 2015, 10:46:31 PM
If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her bleep'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can into the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her run awound a widdlebit'?
Title: Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post by: GSF on December 12, 2015, 08:20:02 PM
 :shocked:   :wink:
Title: Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post by: BeeMaster2 on December 13, 2015, 07:50:51 AM
 :grin:
Title: Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post by: Dallasbeek on December 13, 2015, 01:55:06 PM
I'm slow  :oops:  took me a while to figger out the bleep.
:shocked: :tongue:

Title: Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post by: iddee on December 13, 2015, 02:33:51 PM
Trot on over here, Dallas, and I'll explain it.   :cool:
Title: Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post by: Dallasbeek on December 13, 2015, 03:29:35 PM
Ya, ya, I got it.  i just said I was SLOW :cool:
Title: Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post by: Maggiesdad on December 13, 2015, 08:32:56 PM
Took me two days to get it, too...
I couldn't make anything out of gallop or canter.  :embarassed:
Title: Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post by: BeeMaster2 on December 13, 2015, 09:46:47 PM
Count me in also. I woke up this morning and read it again (and got it) and had to bite my tungue to keep from laughing hard waking up my wife.
Jim
Title: Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
Post by: Switchback on December 16, 2015, 11:14:09 PM
 :cool: