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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on February 05, 2016, 01:06:16 PM

Title: Earthquake! - President Trump responds
Post by: iddee on February 05, 2016, 01:06:16 PM
An earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.


Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.


Iraq , Iran and Syria are totally ruined. These governments don't know where to start to provide help to rebuild.


The rest of the world is in shock. Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.


Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.


Latin American countries are sending clothing.


New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.


The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.


Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.


Not to be outdone, President Trump is sending back two million replacement Muslims.


Title: Re: Earthquake! - President Trump responds
Post by: BeeMaster2 on February 09, 2016, 12:58:11 PM
 :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Earthquake! - President Trump responds
Post by: Joe D on February 10, 2016, 03:05:44 AM
Could also send a little bacon.  Everything is better with bacon.


Joe D
Title: Re: Earthquake! - President Trump responds
Post by: Switchback on February 19, 2016, 10:00:27 AM
I would call that a good start. :grin: