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Title: Another Hillary story
Post by: Dallasbeek on February 18, 2016, 05:19:47 PM
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
 After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
 As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
 The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
 After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
 A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but
he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Hillary swooned and  batted her eyelashes at him and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
 He said, "There sure is! !!!

Would you take the dog for a walk?"
Title: Re: Another Hillary story
Post by: Switchback on February 19, 2016, 10:09:45 AM
 :shocked:
Title: Re: Another Hillary story
Post by: BeeMaster2 on February 19, 2016, 01:05:22 PM
:grin: :grin: