IRISH ALZHEIMER'S
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell
down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After
Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad
ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I
misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that
McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church
every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during
Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I
was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal
McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's
hat after all!
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and
said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided
you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell ?"
Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked
about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where
I left me hat."
:smile: That's funny, I don't care who you are! :smile:
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