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Title: God Bless the Irish..
Post by: GSF on September 13, 2016, 08:25:21 AM
Irish Compassion:


The Irish are a wonderful bunch of people, always willing to help in a pinch.

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued,

"Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight "

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:

"If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available".

Title: Re: God Bless the Irish..
Post by: iddee on September 13, 2016, 09:30:31 AM
I resemble that.  :cool:
Title: Re: God Bless the Irish..
Post by: mikecva on September 13, 2016, 12:54:15 PM
 :happy:  That be Grand.
Title: Re: God Bless the Irish..
Post by: BeeMaster2 on September 13, 2016, 02:13:27 PM
Sounds about right. My mother's family were Irish.
:cheesy: