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Title: Senior sperm count
Post by: beecanbee on May 26, 2017, 03:14:25 AM
An 80-year-old man was requested by his doctor to give a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar. "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.?

The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left hand. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Helen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.?

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open.
Title: Re: Senior sperm count
Post by: D Semple on May 26, 2017, 09:41:45 AM
Now that's funny  :cool:


Don
Title: Re: Senior sperm count
Post by: BeeMaster2 on May 26, 2017, 11:39:09 AM
That's an5 star.
:cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
Title: Re: Senior sperm count
Post by: herbhome on May 26, 2017, 03:47:04 PM
 :grin: :grin: