Beecanbee is coming up with all these jokes. Where's iddee when we need him?
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I have no Iddee(a)... :cheesy:
I`dd ee-realy like to see more of his too... :happy:
Been waiting to break the news, but I guess now is as good a time as any. I am slow posting as I'm busy burying my only daughter. She passed about 2 AM this morning after being on life support for a week. I will try to get back on schedule next week.
Iddee
I couldn't be sorryer for you. Wishing you the best that is possible under these conditions.
gww
Sorry for your loss. :sad:
Condolences from the Helper Downunder and everyone down here Wally.
Oh man, Iddee, I'm sorry to here that. Please accept my heartfelt condolences.
Sorry for your loss. I can't imagine what that is like.
Wally,
Really sorry to hear that. Take all the time you need. I feel bad. A parent should never have to bury their children. My prayers are with you.
Jim
I am so very sorry for your loss. Your pain must be unbearable.
I realize I'm late in finding this out, but just know our hearts and prayers go out for you.
Iddee,
I too am late hearing this tragic news. My sincere condolences and prayers.
Gee, Iddee, I'm so sorry to hear that. i posted the OP and then ignored the string till now. I, too, have one daughter (an only child) and can only imagine the pain of such a loss. Take your time to grieve and know we all are your friends (including Ace, I'm sure).
My condolences for your loss. :(
BEE HAPPY Jim 134 :(
THANKS for the thoughts, everyone. It's been a month and not getting much easier, but it's time to come back to life and go on.
Dallas, I know Ace and I are friends on one side for sure, and feel we are on the other. He reminds me of Bluebee. We argue day in and day out, but never lost our respect for the other.
Sorry for your loss Iddee.
Don
Bump. Iddee, in this time of bad news all around us, we need some humor. You da man!
Sorry, nothing funny about this, just pathetic.
A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : Yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
At this point the husband started crying.
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
Couple of good ones, iddee! :grin:
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Thanks, iddee. :cool:
>This monument dedicated to buffalo soldiers, the black regiment formed in 1866 that slaughtered Native Americans. What the hell do we do with this one?
Yes, I know it's a joke, but I'm sure the Native Americans would think they should be honored as brave soldiers. Even if what they were ordered to do was misguided. The same as any brave soldier.