A blonde asks her boyfriend, "Please come over and help me with this jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her boyfriend heads over to her place to find her staring at the tiny pieces spread all over her kitchen table.
"Look", she says, holding up the box. "It's got a tiger on the cover, but I can't find anything that looks at all like the picture. Help me!"
He studies the pieces for a moment, then he studies the box. He then turns to her and says,
"First, no matter what I do, I am not going to be able to show you how to assemble these pieces to look like a picture of a tiger.
Second, I advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Did you hear about the blond that had a brused belly button?
Her boy friend was blond too.
The quarter back blew in the vally girls ear.
She said "Like, thanks for the refill.
Why did the blond climb the chain link fence.
To see what was on the other side.
Why do blonds have one more brain cell then a horse?
So they don't poop during parades.
Yada, yada, yada. :tongue: :grin:
Cheers
gww
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There should be a special section for blonde jokes.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice can for two hours? Because it said conentrate.
Dallas
How do you kill a blond?
Glue a mirror to the bottom of the swimming pool.
Why is a blonds brain only an inch wide in the morning?
Cause it is swollen.
Cheers
gww