_Nuns and Beer_
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer
cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two
taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, sister, but I would not
feel comfortable buying beer since I am certain it would cause a
scene at the checkout stand."
*I can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and
she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns
arrived with a six-pack of beer.
*"We use beer for washing our hair," the nun said. "At our convent
we call it Catholic shampoo."*
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter,
pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag
with the beer.
*He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said, The
curlers are on the house.*
Going to borrow this one :grin:
:cheesy:
:grin:
That was good!!!