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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Geoff on September 24, 2018, 08:33:00 PM

Title: Where the grass is greener ! !
Post by: Geoff on September 24, 2018, 08:33:00 PM



   

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially

beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking

with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."



The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a

few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.



"I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


This level of sensitivity can't be taught.
Title: Re: Where the grass is greener ! !
Post by: iddee on September 24, 2018, 08:34:44 PM
Love it.   :cheesy:
Title: Re: Where the grass is greener ! !
Post by: BeeMaster2 on September 25, 2018, 02:01:54 PM
 :cheesy:
Title: Re: Where the grass is greener ! !
Post by: qa33010 on September 30, 2018, 10:38:36 PM
Even my wife loved that.  Need to tell it to my brother in law!!