She's single, shapely and very beautiful! Just moved in across the street and I can see her from my front porch.
I watched as she got home this evening, my wife was at a girls night out function and I was surprised when she walked across the street, up the driveway and then to the front porch.
She looked at me and said " I'm lonely and have a strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly said "NO, I'm Free"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks
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:cheesy: :cheesy:
My wife foflhao!!!