As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump
strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where
they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white
horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is so atrocious
that both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their
noses.
The fart shakes the coach, but, the two Heads of State do their best
to ignore the incident. The Queen politely turns to President Trump and
says: "Mr. President, please accept my deepest regrets...I am sure you
understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, always trying to be "Presidential," responded: "Your Majesty,
do not give the matter another thought...Until you mentioned it, I thought
it was one of the horses.?
Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that or I'd be cleaning off my screen right now...
:smile: :embarassed: :happy: :grin: :cheesy:
Quote from: iddee on April 22, 2019, 08:35:02 PM
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump
strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where
they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white
horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is so atrocious
that both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their
noses.
The fart shakes the coach, but, the two Heads of State do their best
to ignore the incident. The Queen politely turns to President Trump and
says: "Mr. President, please accept my deepest regrets...I am sure you
understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, always trying to be "Presidential," responded: "Your Majesty,
do not give the matter another thought...Until you mentioned it, I thought
it was one of the horses.?
Do you seriously believe there will be .....
"thousands of cheering Britons"?(admittedly a 'joke') as I said previously, it will be interesting! What's the odds of an helicopter? Quick dash to Windsor then surreptitious flight to a Scottish golf course to keep out of harms way. After all, he has previous form in keeping out of a conflict. :rolleyes:
You're so predictable, Cider. You would complain if we hung you with a BRAND NEW rope. :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
Quote from: iddee on May 09, 2019, 06:39:55 PM
You're so predictable, Cider. You would complain if we hung you with a BRAND NEW rope. :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
What is so predictable, the truth?......Now if it was Fox I may understand where your coming from.......at some time it may dawn on you. But at your age it mat be too late :wink: drip drip, beware 'tis 'only a dig. :smile:
your friend
cider