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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on May 09, 2019, 08:23:34 AM

Title: A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
Post by: iddee on May 09, 2019, 08:23:34 AM
    A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

    His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done! I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

    "Because he's thinking of getting married."  :cry:
     

Title: Re: A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
Post by: cidersabuzzin on May 09, 2019, 06:24:27 PM
Quote from: iddee on May 09, 2019, 08:23:34 AM
    A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

    His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done! I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

    "Because he's thinking of getting married."  :cry:
   
For once we agree! :smile:, Why do we all not get such sage words? Just once on this occasion, forget the pills and salt :wink: 
Title: Re: A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
Post by: BeeMaster2 on May 10, 2019, 05:18:32 PM
Iddee,
Not anymore. 🤗
Jim Altmiller