What is another name for a grandfather clock?
An old timer!
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
?Look Grandpa, no hands!?
What time is it when an elephant sits on a clock?
Time to get a new clock!
Why should you never eat a clock?
Because it is a time-consuming process.
What did tick ask the clock?
?What are you tocking about!?
What is a clever clock called?
A clockwise.
What would you get if the clock and chicken cross paths?
A cluck.
What will happen if you annoy a clock?
It will get ticked off!
I use my cell phone as an alarm clock.
I call it Veriz?n shine..
What would a watch ask the clock?
?Hour you doing??
Michael,
My guess it that it is very, very cold, in Nebraska right now.
You have way too much time on your hands. 😆
Jim Altmiller