What would you call a businessman with a face covered in whipped cream?
Occu-pied.
I invested all my money in a whipped cream factory.
People told me not to. They said that it's a huge whisk.
What do you call a gun with whipped cream on it?
A dessert eagle
My farmer friend told me that horse manure is excellent for strawberries.
I said, ?You may be right, but I still prefer whipped cream.?