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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on January 11, 2023, 09:26:29 AM

Title: Nuts
Post by: Michael Bush on January 11, 2023, 09:26:29 AM
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I'm a cashew!

I was going to start an all cashew diet
But then I realized that?s just nuts...

I bought a package of trail mix and it only had cashews, almonds, and pistachios.
That's just nuts!

Everyone likes cashews.
You'd have to be nuts not to like them.

Cashew a question?
Nut now!

I'm releasing a new line of sleep aids featuring melatonin-infused almonds, cashews, and pistachios.
They're called Doze Nuts.

Why did the walnut know where the cashew was hiding
Because he was pecan.

What do you call expensive shoes?
Cashews..