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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on January 11, 2023, 09:26:58 AM

Title: Dr Who
Post by: Michael Bush on January 11, 2023, 09:26:58 AM
Called the local council to ask about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place.

Bought a dalek egg timer. After three minutes, it shouts ?Eggs Terminate!?

Why do Daleks eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How many time lords does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they wait for it to regenerate.

What?s the technical term for The Doctor meeting another incarnation of himself? A time travel pair-of-docs

Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics. Apparently I?ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention.

Q: How does a Dalek keep its skin soft?
A: EXFOLIATE!

Q: Why did the Titanic sink?
A: Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it!