Why wouldn?t bootleggers work with anyone who had a speech impediment?
It was too whiskey!
Wanna know the name of a famous alcoholic bootlegger?
They called him Ale Capone.
My wife makes moonshine
but I love her still.
Sunshine makes you brighter, where as Moonshine makes you dumber
Why is the dark side of the moon dry?
Because the other side has all the moonshine
What is a werewolf?s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a place to buy bootleg horror movies?
A Spookeasy